"Why can´t I own a Canadian?": Being a Canadian the article caught my eye and I had to read it. I surely had a good laugh =D Just imagine being owned by an American!!! No, I won´t imagine this!

But just in case somebody´s getting ideas: I am definitely not available as anybody´s slave! Legal or not... ;-)

Greetings from your free and happy Canadian in Mettmann (far from the US)